Figgshoes is a Giant Bee that has a Toughened Steel Skeleton, a single Horn on its Forehead, Suckers on its Feet and a Long Neck, fears the Military, and lives in the tunnels of the London Underground.
Chimneysweep is a Human-Sized Dragon that rides around in a Metal Tripod, spits Ice, has a Humorous Nephew Sidekick and a Massively Swollen Skull, and is Sensitive to Noise.
When defending against Figgshoes:-
Figgshoes - to challenge your friends and enemies to fight
your Giant Battle Monster, just paste the following HTML into a web page
Or if you want a really lo-fi text link, just use:-
And if you just want to give out a URL, it's http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=Figgshoes
By Kevan - 23.7.03 - See also: Food-Eating Battle Monkeys and Battle Robots