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Goth Jokes from the Bad Joke Generator

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What's a goth's favourite book?
Black Beauty

What's a goth's favourite song?
Paint It Black

What does a goth eat for dinner?
Black-Eyed Peas

What's a goth's favourite song?
Black the Knife

What's a goth's favourite film?
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Black

What does a goth eat for breakfast?
Apple Blacks


What's a goth's favourite film?
Dr. Strangelove or: Eyeshadow I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

What's a goth's favourite song?
Eyeshadow Deep Is Your Love

What's a goth's favourite film?
Apocalypse Eyeshadow

What's a goth's favourite song?
Don't Stop Me Eyeshadow

What's a goth's favourite film?
The Last Picture Eyeshadow

What's a goth's favourite book?
Far From The Madding Eyeshadowd

What's a goth's favourite song?
Golden Eyeshadown

What's a goth's favourite film?
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Eyeshadowers

What's a goth's favourite book?
Watership Eyeshadown

What's a goth's favourite song?
Eyeshadown Eyed Girl


What does a goth eat for dinner?
Couscous Black Lipstickpea Salad

What does a goth eat for dinner?
Kung Pao Black Lipsticken

Who would a goth play in the Wizard of Oz?
The Black Lipsticked Witch of the West.

What's a goth's favourite dessert?
Spotted Black Lipstick


What sport does a goth enjoy?
Miserable tennis

What's a goth's favourite book?
Anne Of Green Miserables


What's a goth's favourite book?
Suicideshead Revisited

What's a goth's favourite film?
Suicide of Frankenstein

What's a goth's favourite film?
Suicideways

What's a goth's favourite film?
Suicider-Man 2

What's a goth's favourite film?
The Princess Suicide