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The Dungeon of Jervo

You have ventured here to seek your fortune, to discover magical artefacts and do battle with resident monsters, and to loot the gold and treasure of Jervo. When you're ready to escape back to civilisation and count your spoils, and if you're still alive, click 'Escape the Dungeon' in the sidebar.

You approach the cave entrance, light the oily rag of your torch, and descend into the darkness...


You find yourself in a crystalline alcove. You hear the sound of wet hot american summer in the distance.

Suzycreamcheese the giant spider guards the north exit (36HP).