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The Dungeon of Crystalcazzie

You have ventured here to seek your fortune, to discover magical artefacts and do battle with resident monsters, and to loot the gold and treasure of Crystalcazzie. When you're ready to escape back to civilisation and count your spoils, and if you're still alive, click 'Escape the Dungeon' in the sidebar.

You approach the cave entrance, light the oily rag of your torch, and descend into the darkness...


You find yourself in a black-granite dining hall. There is a stone statue dedicated to bisexuality.

Beside the entrance is the Armour of Michael/sara. Set in the centre of the floor is a wooden trapdoor.