Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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Swollenitis.

Cause: bee sting

Symptoms: excessive muscle spasms, sudden French accent, occasional dilation of pupils, coughing

Cure: psychiatry
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Diagnoses automated by Kevan, 4th April 2004.