Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Hazor's Lurgy
.
Cause
: running too fast
Symptoms
: pustules, tree-climbing, tiredness
Cure
: bleach
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Diagnoses automated by
Kevan
, 4th April 2004.