Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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It's just as I feared. You are suffering from

Cause: mosquito bite

Symptoms: walking like an Egyptian, ringing in the ears, grey skin, high blood-alcohol level

Cure: exercise

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Diagnoses automated by Kevan, 4th April 2004.