Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry
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Bad luck! You are suffering from
Steel white tableitis.

Cause: self-abuse

Symptoms: vague appetite changes, being able to fire webs from wrists, extreme tiredness

Cure: none

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Diagnoses automated by Kevan, 4th April 2004.