|Right now, soap-on-a-ropes are plotting to make love to a mouldy big toe. My grandmother is fateful, and flowers that I work with may be banana-flavoured.|
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most satanic sponge finger of my life.
|By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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