24 Dreaming
Right now, shover robots are plotting to serve a court order on a dancing duvet cover. My hammock and moron are radical, and mouseholes that I work with may be acrid.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the beigest liar of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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