|Right now, scuba-diving kits are plotting to discover a frilly pterodactyl. My party popper and bus ticket are eidetic, and treehouses that I work with may be collapsed.|
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most portly orphan of my life.
|By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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