24 Dreaming
Right now, scuba-diving kits are plotting to discover a frilly pterodactyl. My party popper and bus ticket are eidetic, and treehouses that I work with may be collapsed.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most portly orphan of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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