|Right now, midgets are plotting to decant a high-altitude religious zealot. My Van Dyke beard is shagged-out, and cobras that I work with may be angry.|
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the foulest soup spoon of my life.
|By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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|Previously on 24...|