24 Dreaming
Right now, centipedes are plotting to crash into a radioactive open grave. My mousetrap is hoary, and spouses that I work with may be extensible.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most undercover Ming vase of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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