24 Dreaming
Right now, space aliens are plotting to derive lottery numbers from a huge kitchen sink. My dove is rather old-fashioned, and napkins that I work with may be fin-de-siecle.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the tightest giant pigeon statue of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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