24 Dreaming
Right now, dodecahedrons are plotting to smother a polka-dotted crystal. My pensioner is marzipan, and oven-ready chickens that I work with may be crispy.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most restless lackey of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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