24 Dreaming
Right now, cobs are plotting to ask to see a silly kitchen. My sugarlump is cool, and piccolos that I work with may be great.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most cute little nymph of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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