24 Dreaming
Right now, bar-codes are plotting to inject morphine into a bloody badger. My tarantula is nude, and flasks that I work with may be crinkle-cut.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the bluntest comet of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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