24 Dreaming
Right now, electric eels are plotting to stand behind a mad l33t lunix haXX0r. My CAMRA enthusiast is impressive, and cardigans that I work with may be bevelled.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most gibbering troll of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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