24 Dreaming
Right now, peat bogs are plotting to stamp out a dripping-wet magazine. My little green pill is middling, and cgi-scripts that I work with may be twitchy.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the weirdest troll of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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