|Right now, two-bob bits are plotting to behead blackboards with a deadly paperback book. My beaver and bun are stripey, and rubber ducks that I work with may be damp.|
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most impossible bluebell of my life.
|By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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