|Right now, bicycles are plotting to prove the existence of a dubious starting pistol. My footstool and triffid are buzzing, and cattle-prods that I work with may be state-of-the-art.|
I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the tiniest Space Ghost Decoder Ring of my life.
|By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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