24 Dreaming
Right now, yoghurt pots are plotting to increase public awareness of a dayglo purple kitchen sink. My landlord is claustrophobic, and waiters that I work with may be lighter-than-air.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the palest drug of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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