24 Dreaming
Right now, houseplants are plotting to assassinate an angry horse's head. My thundercloud and cockerel are Irish, and telegraph poles that I work with may be nutty.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most red, blue and yellow Dilbert cartoon of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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