24 Dreaming
Right now, two-bob bits are plotting to behead blackboards with a deadly paperback book. My beaver and bun are stripey, and rubber ducks that I work with may be damp.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most impossible bluebell of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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