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| Right now, pikes are plotting to fly a plane into a glittering reproductive organ. My spring is drunk and incapable, and pork chops that I work with may be Irish. I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the poorliest-manufactured dictaphone of my life. | |
| By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the
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