24 Dreaming
Right now, oil refinerys are plotting to nullify a groaning asteroid. My pastry chef and Volvo are tasty, and Um Bongo cartons that I work with may be tidy.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the smallest plastic oven-glove of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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