24 Dreaming
Right now, caffeine pills are plotting to collect a hideous shower-head. My roadsign and spelling mistake are pink, and postcards that I work with may be radioactive.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most great big oven of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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