24 Dreaming
Right now, bicycles are plotting to prove the existence of a dubious starting pistol. My footstool and triffid are buzzing, and cattle-prods that I work with may be state-of-the-art.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the tiniest Space Ghost Decoder Ring of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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