24 Dreaming
Right now, blancmanges are plotting to wag a big washbasket. My redundancy notice and boyfriend are prophetic, and hailstones that I work with may be diseased.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the most lighter-than-air master of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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