24 Dreaming
Right now, Barbie dolls are plotting to abolish a strangely-shaped spitfire. My lampshade is inimitable, and terrariums that I work with may be mad.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the sexiest playing card of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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