24 Dreaming
Right now, toadstools are plotting to fight fire with a far-out pacamac. My wart is bucking, and thing-a-ma-jigs that I work with may be bug-fixed.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer, and this is the meekest funeral pyre of my life.

By Kevan in 2002, also to blame for the Surrealist Link
For greater coherence, try 24ever
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