The Mechanical Contrivium: Romzi

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Romzi!

  1. Romzi can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
  2. If you blow out all the candles on romzi with one breath, your wish will come true.
  3. The porpoise is second to romzi as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  4. Romzi has a bifurcated penis.
  5. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have romzi for the rest of the day.
  6. Scientists have discovered that romzi can smell the presence of autism in children.
  7. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and romzi would be as small as a pea.
  8. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets romzi.
  9. Women shoplift four times more frequently than romzi!
  10. Romzi is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out!

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