The Mechanical Contrivium: Neal

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Neal!

  1. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing neal.
  2. Ideally, neal should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
  3. Olive oil was used for washing neal in the ancient Mediterranean world.
  4. Neal can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!
  5. When provoked, neal will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.
  6. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill neal!
  7. Over half of Americans are officially neal.
  8. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating neal at least three times a week.
  9. Neal will often glow under UV light!
  10. Neal was named after Neal the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.

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