The Mechanical Contrivium: Lizzie

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lizzie!

1. Cats use their lizzie to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
2. South Australia was the first place to allow lizzie to stand for parliament.
3. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing lizzie!
4. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than lizzie.
5. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are lizzie.
6. Lizzie can smell some things up to six miles away.
7. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained lizzie.
8. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with lizzie and water!
9. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than lizzie, and 400 times smaller!
10. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but lizzie can not!