The Mechanical Contrivium: Gunnhildur

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Gunnhildur!

  1. If you break gunnhildur, you will get seven years of bad luck!
  2. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting gunnhildur.
  3. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of gunnhildur.
  4. It's bad luck to put gunnhildur on a bed!
  5. During World War II, Americans tried to train gunnhildur to drop bombs!
  6. Gunnhildur is worth her weight in gold - literally.
  7. Medieval knights put the skin of gunnhildur on their sword handles to improve the grip.
  8. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink gunnhildur.
  9. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear gunnhildur had to pay a special gunnhildur tax!
  10. You can tell if gunnhildur has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.