The Mechanical Contrivium: Yuji

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yuji!

  1. Yuji can not regurgitate.
  2. If you drop Yuji from more than three metres above ground level, it will always land feet-first!
  3. Yuji is actually a mammal, not a fish.
  4. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Yuji.
  5. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Yuji!
  6. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Yuji.
  7. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Yuji.
  8. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Yuji'.
  9. When provoked, Yuji will swivel the tip of its abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at its attacker.
  10. Yuji is the world's tallest woman!

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