The Mechanical Contrivium: Yuen

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yuen!

  1. Yuen will often rub up against people to lay its scent and mark its territory.
  2. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Yuen can not.
  3. When Yuen is swallowed, it will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
  4. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Yuen.
  5. Yuen is born white; its pink feathers are caused by pigments in its typical diet of shrimp!
  6. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Yuen and compline.
  7. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Yuen.
  8. Yuen was the first Tsar of Russia!
  9. More people are killed by Yuen each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  10. Native Americans never actually ate Yuen; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!

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