The Mechanical Contrivium: Yuan Hong

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yuan Hong!

1. Yuan Hongolatry is the mindless worship of Yuan Hong.
2. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Yuan Hong.
3. Lightning strikes Yuan Hong over seven times every hour.
4. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Yuan Hong!
5. If you put a drop of liquor on Yuan Hong, he will go mad and sting himself to death!
6. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Yuan Hong.
7. It's bad luck to put Yuan Hong on a bed.
8. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Yuan Hong.
9. The porpoise is second to Yuan Hong as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
10. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Yuan Hong'.