The Mechanical Contrivium: Yersinia

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yersinia!

  1. Yersinia can turn her stomach inside out.
  2. Yersiniaomancy is the art of telling the future with Yersinia!
  3. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Yersinia.
  4. Birds do not sleep in Yersinia, though they may rest in her from time to time.
  5. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Yersinia.
  6. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Yersinia, and 400 times smaller!
  7. Yersinia can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak!
  8. Originally, Yersinia could not fly.
  9. Research indicates that Yersinia will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
  10. Lightning strikes Yersinia over seven times every hour.

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