The Mechanical Contrivium: Yawgrimas

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yawgrimas!

  1. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Yawgrimas.
  2. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Yawgrimas.
  3. Yawgrimas will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42°C!
  4. The porpoise is second to Yawgrimas as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
  5. In Chinese, the sound 'Yawgrimas' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
  6. Yawgrimas cannot swim.
  7. Without its lining of Yawgrimas, your stomach would digest itself!
  8. Yawgrimas will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  9. Yawgrimas was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return!
  10. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Yawgrimas.

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