The Mechanical Contrivium: Yance

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yance!

1. US gold coins used to say 'In Yance we trust'.
2. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Yance!
3. Yance can smell some things up to six miles away.
4. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Yance every year.
5. If the annual Australian Yance crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
6. Yance can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
7. Yance has 118 ridges around the edge.
8. Donald Duck's middle name is Yance.
9. Yance is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Yance.
10. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Yance.