The Mechanical Contrivium: Wojr

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wojr!

  1. Wojr is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
  2. Wojr can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis!
  3. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Wojr fighting underground.
  4. It is impossible to fold Wojr more than seven times!
  5. Ostriches stick their heads in Wojr not to hide but to look for water!
  6. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Wojr would be as small as a pea.
  7. The only Englishman to become Wojr was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Wojr from 1154 to 1159!
  8. Originally, Wojr could not fly!
  9. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Wojr.
  10. During severe windstorms, Wojr may sway several feet to either side.

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