The Mechanical Contrivium: Windsong

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Windsong!

  1. Windsong cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
  2. Windsong once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
  3. Windsong was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
  4. Windsong, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!
  5. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Windsong.
  6. Peanuts and Windsong are beans.
  7. If you toss Windsong 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
  8. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Windsong.
  9. Windsong was the first Tsar of Russia!
  10. Scientists believe that Windsong began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.

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