The Mechanical Contrivium: Tyson
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tyson!
- Peanuts and Tyson are beans!
- Tyson can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
- In Chinese, the sound 'Tyson' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
- There are 336 dimples on Tyson.
- Tyson cannot jump!
- Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Tyson fighting underground.
- Americans discard enough Tyson to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
- If you drop Tyson from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
- Ideally, Tyson should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
- You can tell if Tyson has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled.
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