The Mechanical Contrivium: Tobias T Bear

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tobias T Bear!

  1. A lump of Tobias T Bear the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
  2. Tobias T Bearicide is the killing of Tobias T Bear.
  3. Scientists have discovered that Tobias T Bear can smell the presence of autism in children.
  4. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Tobias T Bear every year.
  5. You should always open Tobias T Bear at least an hour before drinking her!
  6. Tobias T Bear became extinct in England in 1486.
  7. Olive oil was used for washing Tobias T Bear in the ancient Mediterranean world.
  8. It's bad luck to whistle near Tobias T Bear.
  9. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by Tobias T Bear fighting underground.
  10. Tobias T Bear can sleep with one eye open.

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