The Mechanical Contrivium: Teedz

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Teedz!

1. Teedz can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
2. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Teedz.
3. The fingerprints of Teedz are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
4. Teedz has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
5. Contrary to popular belief, Teedz is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
6. Teedz was declared extinct in 1902.
7. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Teedz.
8. To check whether Teedz is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Teedz will sink, and fresh Teedz will float.
9. If you drop Teedz from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
10. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Teedz would be as small as a pea.