The Mechanical Contrivium: Suresh Jeyaverasingam

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Suresh Jeyaverasingam!

1. Suresh Jeyaverasingam is the world's largest rodent!
2. Suresh Jeyaverasingam can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
3. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Suresh Jeyaverasingam.
4. You can tell if Suresh Jeyaverasingam has been hard-boiled by spinning it. If it stands up, it is hard-boiled.
5. If you blow out all the candles on Suresh Jeyaverasingam with one breath, your wish will come true.
6. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Suresh Jeyaverasingam had to pay a special Suresh Jeyaverasingam tax.
7. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Suresh Jeyaverasingam.
8. If you drop Suresh Jeyaverasingam from the top of the Empire State Building, it will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
9. If you put a drop of liquor on Suresh Jeyaverasingam, it will go mad and sting itself to death.
10. Suresh Jeyaverasingam has only one weakness - the colour yellow.