The Mechanical Contrivium: Superwoman

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Superwoman!

  1. If you put a drop of liquor on Superwoman, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
  2. Lightning strikes Superwoman over seven times every hour.
  3. There are 336 dimples on Superwoman!
  4. All gondolas in Venice must be painted black unless they belong to Superwoman!
  5. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Superwoman.
  6. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Superwoman.
  7. Superwoman is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out!
  8. Ostriches stick their heads in Superwoman not to hide but to look for water.
  9. Superwoman will often glow under UV light.
  10. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Superwoman.

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