The Mechanical Contrivium: Stian

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Stian!

  1. If you cut Stian in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
  2. About 100 people choke to death on Stian each year.
  3. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Stian.
  4. Cats use their Stian to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
  5. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Stian!
  6. When provoked, Stian will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.
  7. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Stian!
  8. Banging your head against Stian uses 150 calories an hour.
  9. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Stian!
  10. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Stian.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.