The Mechanical Contrivium: Steve

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Steve!

  1. If you break Steve, you will get seven years of bad luck!
  2. Steveology is the study of Steve.
  3. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Steve in your ear 700 times.
  4. Steve can sleep for three and a half years.
  5. Originally, Steve could not fly!
  6. In his entire life, Steve will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
  7. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Steve at least three times a week!
  8. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Steve.
  9. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Steve!
  10. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Steve.

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