The Mechanical Contrivium: Spazz

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Spazz!

  1. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Spazz in your mouth.
  2. If you lick Spazz ten times, you will consume one calorie!
  3. Spazz can't sweat!
  4. All swans in England belong to Spazz.
  5. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Spazz on New Year's Day.
  6. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Spazz.
  7. Spazz can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
  8. Spazz is 984 feet tall.
  9. Spazz can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
  10. Spazz can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.

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