The Mechanical Contrivium: Siv Jensen

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Siv Jensen!

  1. Baskin Robbins once made Siv Jensen flavoured ice cream.
  2. If you kiss Siv Jensen for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  3. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Siv Jensen.
  4. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Siv Jensen!
  5. The difference between Siv Jensen and a village is that Siv Jensen does not have a church!
  6. The horns of Siv Jensen are made entirely from hair.
  7. The condom - originally made from Siv Jensen - was invented in the early 1500s!
  8. The fingerprints of Siv Jensen are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  9. Grapes explode if you put them inside Siv Jensen!
  10. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Siv Jensen floating in their swimming pools.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.