The Mechanical Contrivium: Sirensong666

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sirensong666!

1. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Sirensong666.
2. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Sirensong666.
3. Sirensong666 is actually a mammal, not a fish.
4. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Sirensong666 has 7.
5. Sirensong666 is worth her weight in gold - literally.
6. If you drop Sirensong666 from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
7. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Sirensong666.
8. Sirensong666 can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
9. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Sirensong666', hated Sirensong666 and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!
10. Sirensong666 can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis.