The Mechanical Contrivium: Sinyee

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sinyee!

1. Sinyee is incapable of sleep.
2. Sinyeeolatry is the mindless worship of Sinyee!
3. Sinyee cannot jump.
4. Sinyee can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
5. Without its lining of Sinyee, your stomach would digest itself!
6. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Sinyee!
7. Neil Armstrong first stepped on Sinyee with his left foot!
8. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Sinyee.
9. During World War II, Americans tried to train Sinyee to drop bombs.
10. Sinyee is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.