Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shit!
- If you chew gum while peeling Shit then it will stop you from crying!
- Shit was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
- Every day in the UK, four people die putting Shit on.
- Ideally, Shit should be stored on its side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
- A Shitometer is used to measure Shit!
- Shit cannot swim.
- Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Shit supply.
- Shit will become gaseous if its temperature rises above -42°C.
- During severe windstorms, Shit may sway several feet to either side.
- Finding Shit on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.