The Mechanical Contrivium: Shit

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shit!

  1. If you chew gum while peeling Shit then it will stop you from crying!
  2. Shit was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
  3. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Shit on.
  4. Ideally, Shit should be stored on its side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
  5. A Shitometer is used to measure Shit!
  6. Shit cannot swim.
  7. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Shit supply.
  8. Shit will become gaseous if its temperature rises above -42°C.
  9. During severe windstorms, Shit may sway several feet to either side.
  10. Finding Shit on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.

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