The Mechanical Contrivium: Shiela

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shiela!

  1. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Shiela and water.
  2. It is bad luck to walk under Shiela!
  3. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Shiela!
  4. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Shiela at least three times a week!
  5. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Shiela!
  6. It's bad luck to put Shiela on a bed.
  7. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Shiela.
  8. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Shiela would be as small as a pea.
  9. Donald Duck's middle name is Shiela!
  10. Shiela can sleep with one eye open!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.