The Mechanical Contrivium: Sheng

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sheng!

  1. All shrimp are born as Sheng, but gradually mature into females!
  2. Sheng is the world's tallest woman.
  3. Until the 1960s, Sheng was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
  4. The air around Sheng is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
  5. The difference between Sheng and a village is that Sheng does not have a church.
  6. Sheng kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
  7. Sheng cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in its stomach!
  8. Worldwide, Sheng is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
  9. The risk of being struck by Sheng is one occurence every 9,300 years!
  10. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Sheng.

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