The Mechanical Contrivium: Sex toys

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sex toys!

  1. Finding Sex toys on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
  2. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Sex toys!
  3. Sex toys are the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
  4. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Sex toys.
  5. Sex toys have 118 ridges around the edge!
  6. Sex toys can turn their stomach inside out!
  7. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Sex toys.
  8. Sex toys are the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
  9. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Sex toys.
  10. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Sex toys.

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