The Mechanical Contrivium: Ryan Morrissey

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ryan Morrissey!

  1. More people are killed by Ryan Morrissey each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  2. During World War II, Americans tried to train Ryan Morrissey to drop bombs.
  3. Snow White's coffin was made of Ryan Morrissey.
  4. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Ryan Morrissey.
  5. Ryan Morrissey can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
  6. Over 2000 people have now climbed Ryan Morrissey, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
  7. Ryan Morrissey can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
  8. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Ryan Morrissey are all berries!
  9. The colour of Ryan Morrissey is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is!
  10. The risk of being struck by Ryan Morrissey is one occurence every 9,300 years!

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