The Mechanical Contrivium: Rei

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rei!

  1. If you lace Rei from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
  2. About 100 people choke to death on Rei each year.
  3. In 1982 Time Magazine named Rei its 'Man of the Year'.
  4. Rei can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
  5. The colour of Rei is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
  6. Rei became extinct in England in 1486.
  7. If you chew gum while peeling Rei then it will stop you from crying.
  8. Rei kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
  9. If you put a drop of liquor on Rei, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
  10. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Rei supply.

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