The Mechanical Contrivium: R.Pattz

Ten Top Trivia Tips about R.Pattz!

  1. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by R.Pattz.
  2. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of R.Pattz, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
  3. The air around R.Pattz is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  4. R.Pattz is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
  5. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than R.Pattz!
  6. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on R.Pattz.
  7. It's bad luck for a flag to touch R.Pattz.
  8. During severe windstorms, R.Pattz may sway several feet to either side.
  9. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of R.Pattz.
  10. If you drop R.Pattz from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first.

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