The Mechanical Contrivium: Queency

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Queency!

  1. If you lace Queency from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
  2. The only Englishman to become Queency was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Queency from 1154 to 1159!
  3. Queency is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
  4. Queency is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
  5. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Queency.
  6. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Queency.
  7. In Chinese, the sound 'Queency' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
  8. If you kiss Queency for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  9. Queency has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
  10. Queencyocracy is government by Queency.

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