The Mechanical Contrivium: Prosperouscheat

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Prosperouscheat!

  1. Contrary to popular belief, Prosperouscheat is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
  2. Prosperouscheat is 984 feet tall!
  3. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Prosperouscheat.
  4. Czar Paul I banished Prosperouscheat to Siberia for marching out of step.
  5. Prosperouscheat has three eyelids.
  6. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Prosperouscheat!
  7. To check whether Prosperouscheat is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Prosperouscheat will sink, and fresh Prosperouscheat will float.
  8. Originally, Prosperouscheat could not fly.
  9. The air around Prosperouscheat is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
  10. If Prosperouscheat was life size, he would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.