The Mechanical Contrivium: Polly Toynbee

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Polly Toynbee!

  1. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Polly Toynbee.
  2. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Polly Toynbee as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
  3. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Polly Toynbee.
  4. Polly Toynbee can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
  5. Polly Toynbee can use only about ten percent of her brain!
  6. Grapes explode if you put them inside Polly Toynbee!
  7. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Polly Toynbee.
  8. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Polly Toynbee to reach the earth's core.
  9. If you blow out all the candles on Polly Toynbee with one breath, your wish will come true.
  10. Polly Toynbee is the world's largest rodent.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.