The Mechanical Contrivium: Phlegmfatale

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Phlegmfatale!

  1. If you lace Phlegmfatale from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
  2. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Phlegmfatale is two minutes.
  3. Phlegmfatale can turn her stomach inside out!
  4. During severe windstorms, Phlegmfatale may sway several feet to either side!
  5. Originally, Phlegmfatale could not fly.
  6. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Phlegmfatale.
  7. By tradition, a girl standing under Phlegmfatale cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
  8. More people are killed by Phlegmfatale each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  9. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Phlegmfatale.
  10. Research indicates that Phlegmfatale will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.