The Mechanical Contrivium: Philomela

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Philomela!

  1. Philomela can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory!
  2. Philomela can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
  3. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Philomela.
  4. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Philomela on.
  5. Philomela is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
  6. Philomela is actually a mammal, not a fish.
  7. Philomela is the sacred animal of Thailand.
  8. Philomela is the world's tallest woman!
  9. The liquid inside Philomela can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!
  10. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Philomela.

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