The Mechanical Contrivium: Paul Stefko

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Paul Stefko!

  1. Paul Stefko can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
  2. Scientists have discovered that Paul Stefko can smell the presence of autism in children.
  3. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Paul Stefko is blue!
  4. Paul Stefko can smell some things up to six miles away.
  5. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Paul Stefko can not.
  6. Paul Stefko has a bifurcated penis.
  7. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Paul Stefko.
  8. Paul Stefko can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak!
  9. If you blow out all the candles on Paul Stefko with one breath, your wish will come true!
  10. It's bad luck to put Paul Stefko on a bed.

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