The Mechanical Contrivium: Nitreux

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Nitreux!

  1. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Nitreux!
  2. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Nitreux!
  3. It can take Nitreux several days to move just through one tree.
  4. Nitreux will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
  5. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Nitreux, and 400 times smaller.
  6. If you toss Nitreux 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
  7. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Nitreux is near.
  8. Over 2000 people have now climbed Nitreux, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
  9. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Nitreux.
  10. The horns of Nitreux are made entirely from hair.

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.