The Mechanical Contrivium: Nipper

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Nipper!

  1. Ideally, Nipper should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
  2. You should always open Nipper at least an hour before drinking her.
  3. Nipper can jump up to sixteen times her own height.
  4. More people are killed by Nipper each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
  5. Astronauts get taller when they are in Nipper!
  6. When provoked, Nipper will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.
  7. Nipper was originally called Cheerioats.
  8. If Nipper was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
  9. Nipper can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
  10. Snow White's coffin was made of Nipper.

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