The Mechanical Contrivium: Nimisha Bhat

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Nimisha Bhat!

  1. It is bad luck to walk under Nimisha Bhat!
  2. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Nimisha Bhat!
  3. Nimisha Bhat is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
  4. Nimisha Bhat can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
  5. Americans discard enough Nimisha Bhat to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
  6. The first Nimisha Bhat was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
  7. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Nimisha Bhat from each salad served in first class!
  8. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Nimisha Bhat.
  9. If Nimisha Bhat was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
  10. Contrary to popular belief, Nimisha Bhat is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!

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The Mechanical Contrivium was manufactured by Holly Gramazio in compliance with a Vaguely Surrealist Manifesto and may, occasionally, be accurate.